Anonymous asked: Hey do you have tips on getting a girlfriend for me?
Give her pizza, cuddle her lots, give her good sex ;)
You don’t do any of this
hahahaha ken I’m dying. xD
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I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.
— A Mental Illness Happy Hour
listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. (via undeadlife
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In 20 years I won’t remember today; that scares me.
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